My sister is a real comedian

...and pretty much 100% EVIL.

That girl is exactly 20 MONTHS younger than me and yet this is what she gives me on my birthday:

Not only that, but she gives it to me in the middle of our little brother's college graduation party, and there were at least a few of his friends that looked at me a bit sideways, wondering "Could she really be 50? Is there that big an age difference between Jeremy and her?" I wanted to DIE. And then strangle my sister. Fortunately for her, she was holding my nephew. Otherwise, I think she may have would up with cake in her face.

Instead, when she said "C'mon, let's cut that bad boy UP!" I replied "Sorry, getcherself some of that graduation cake - 'cuz this one's going home with me."

Damn straight. She didn't get a bite of that chocolate mousse deliciousness. Evil runs in my family, dontcha know.